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ewbuckybarnes:

make me choose
pavel-chekov asked Peter Parker or Gwen Stacy

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"'Are you always a smartass?'
‘Nope. Sometimes I’m asleep.’"

- Jim Butcher, Blood Rites (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

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fuocogo:

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

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misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

i tried whatever that was and it worked just fine 10/10

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kristoffbjorgman:

Happy (almost) new princess day!

Why is Peter pan with the princesses?

Because of Princess Tiger lily. She’s a princess.

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Sulley, you’re not supposed to name it. Once you name it, you start getting attached to it. Now put that thing back where it came from or so help me.

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internetexplorers:

STOP SCROLLING

quick reminder that i am cool and beautiful 

ok keep scrolling

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alkonium:

Well, that certain sums up my feelings towards Google.

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pirateprincess23:

I once read a headcannon that his right hand is still part David.

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thebreadgod:

Finding a typo in a book

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cancerianstargazer:

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katterpon:

crimunals:

send this to an ex, crush, friend, parent, sibling, cousin, teacher. it works for all.

I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT, BUT IT WASN’T THAT

Please don’t send this to your teacher

PLEASE DO SEND HIS TO YOUR TEACHER

WHY WOULD YOU SAY DON’T SEND THIS TO YOUR TEACHER BEFORE SAYING DON’T SEND THIS TO YOUR PARENTS

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