Supernatural, Doctor Who, and a whole bunch of other shit that's ruining my life but idgaf so its ok.

 

surprisebitch:

babe, dear, and hun sound so weak and cliché. if you were mine, i’ll call you lieutenant, sergeant, general, commander. you’ll be my authority figure

(Source: surprisebitch)

did-you-kno:

Russia’s State Hermitage Museum hires cats to protect the artwork from rodents. The cats run around the attic and basement by the dozens, but there can’t be more than 60 at a time because they’ll start slacking off at work and getting into cat fights.   Source

did-you-kno:

Russia’s State Hermitage Museum hires cats to protect the artwork from rodents. The cats run around the attic and basement by the dozens, but there can’t be more than 60 at a time because they’ll start slacking off at work and getting into cat fights. Source

ultrafacts:

jesperidamnati:

tigerach:

ultrafacts:

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I love this picture that goes with it
Like he’s got his fists raised
“WHY CAN’T I REMEMBER ANYTHING”
"WHYYYYYY???!!"

Both the male and female Pacific Octopus experiences senescence after mating.  The males wander the ocean aimless and starve to death or are hunted by predators as they float aimlessly and the females die almost immediately after the eggs hatch due to starvation.

(Source) for info above

ultrafacts:

jesperidamnati:

tigerach:

ultrafacts:

Source More Facts

I love this picture that goes with it

Like he’s got his fists raised

WHY CAN’T I REMEMBER ANYTHING”

"WHYYYYYY???!!"

Both the male and female Pacific Octopus experiences senescence after mating.  The males wander the ocean aimless and starve to death or are hunted by predators as they float aimlessly and the females die almost immediately after the eggs hatch due to starvation.

(Source) for info above

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.

A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

lukewarmcocoa:

man i just wanna unzip niall’s pants and grab hold of his big, huge, thick wallet and pay for my college tuition

yellowberet:

ghostmoritz:

yellowberet:

our friend noah

almost got mugged today

they were like “give us your money”

and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

and it worked

WHAT THE FUCK????

me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

gaminginyourunderwear:

yaoiornah:

itsgeekyinhere:

Doing the do with you know who

The greatest mystery of all time solved…What Neville forget to remember in that scene.

All of this is important.

coolranchdevitos:

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful

ero-miki:

Putting down confident girls is not feminism

shaming sex workers is not feminism

"I’m not like other girls" is not feminism

slut shaming is not feminism

shaming BDSM practitioners is not feminism

misandry is not feminism

ignoring trans women’s rights is not feminism

(Source: miki-quinn)